guten aben! don’t you just ahte those rainy days when you’re stuck inside with nothing to do? well here are some jokes to tell over a nice hot cup of coffee on those cold days.

the “ooh aah bird” is so called because it lays square eggs.

LOL, i love that one. here’s a really lame one:

a man walks into a bar and says… ow.

ok, ok, i know, you can’t get worse than that, heres one more, and it’s really lame:

wht has four wheels and flies?

a garbage truck! LOL that one is halarious! well, tune in next time for more weird facts and useless jokes.

that a snail has four noses? weird huh. if a human had four noses it would just look plain weird, i wonder where the extra noses would go… on your forehead, or maybe on your neck. ok, maybe i should stop talking about this. oh, look at the time, gotta go!

hiya! i’m back with my all new update! well, of course it’s new it’s an update. i think, is it an update? i’m not really sure… anyways, all of you out there who know me i just want to say a special hi to bex, my really great friend. her pet rat just died and i want to say: RIP STILTON. he was a good rat… anyways, there is a link to mikaylas blog on one of the previous posty-thingys, so if you ever have time, go check it out, it’s pretty cool, although i don’t get all the big fancy political words she used… i never get those thingys. anyways, from now on, i think i’m going to call her kitty, just to drive her up the wall (she hates that name). we’re probably going to mention each other a lot in our blogs, i’m probably going to annoy her, and she’ll go on about all this complicated comlicatedness that i don’t understand, just to annoy me. oh… looky at the time, gotta go!

gutan aben, like the new backround? cool eh. anyways, i just wanted to tell you all a random fact: did you know that there is a product made somewhere (can’t remember where) that is a safety helmet for babies that are learing to walk? it’s called a “thumpguard” and it is meant to “preserve those delicate brain cells.”

 weird huh. what people think of these days. although i might have been a little smarter if i wore one when i was little, although i probably won’t have made any friends then either… oh well, i’d rather be stupid and have friends, than be smart and be condsidered geeky. whoa… that would be weird, geeky babies, hahaha now that would be a sight to see. oh well, join in next time for a random fact (really random facts garunteed).

guten tag! welcome to my new blog, i’m kyle berg and i’m just going to tell you a little bit about myself. i’m german and i love: germany, climbing trees, doing gymnastics, eating, reading comics and dancing (i have my own weird style). my best freind has a blog, and you can find it by clicking on this thingy here: blog. i think… at least, it’s supposed to. anyways, in my blog in future, you will find many strange facts about all those cool and random things that interest you, if you have any ideas for topics, please write so in the commenty thingy. well, that’s the intro to my blog, i hope you like it and tune in next time for more exciting and random stuff with me, the randomest parkour ninja monkey!